The fart chaser!

Yes my people we are the proud owners of a fart chaser! Runtie the youngest of our 3 cats has an affinity for chasing farts. Its pure comic relief to see her bound for the sound emitted from the rear ends of her loving family. How fortunate she is that we have a house full of farting machines. Yes we have the pint sized farter, my youngest, Brandon that remarkably emits some of the loudest and most frequent farts of them all. A close second would have to be Bob and yes even I add to the excitement of fart chasing. Obviously I have no shame here to admit that I too fart. But my people don't we all fart? Mind you this is in the privacy of my home we are talking about. Unlike my boys who are quite proud of their farts I'm just stating a fact about my own. Bob has the nerve some days while we are shopping to just let one rip and then walk away making the other shoppers think it was me and I still stay with him... am I crazy or what... wait don't answer that!